Grow A Dick

£10.95 £8.76 20% OFF

No, your not seeing things, this is indeed a chilli plant that looks like a dick.

All you have to do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist - in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock seedling rising out of the soil. Mental. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet bellend into a sexy stir fry! Nice.

When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting, the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies handsome specimens!


Measures approximately 8cm(H) x 8cm(W) x 8cm(D) 


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