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Cubed Ear Wax

£4.95
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Our cubed ear wax is harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear (highly effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland). A true delight at any monster's table, made the ttraditional way, in a copper pan above a gas flame.
Caution: May contain insects and small hairs. If you're lucky.

Clotted Cream Fudge 170g

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined Vegetable Oil (Palm), Clotted Cream 4% (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Humectant (Glycerine), Salt.
May also contain traces of nuts.

Suitable for vegetarians and vampires.

Proceeds from the sale of this product support writing workshops for young people in east London.
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