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Impacted Ear Wax

£1.95

£1.20

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Yikes I'm almost out of date!! Best Before: 03/12/16




Our impacted ear wax is harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear (highly effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland). A true delight at any monster's table.
Caution: May contain insects and small hairs. If you're lucky.

Fudge Bar 50g

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined Vegetable Oil (Palm), Clotted Cream 4% (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Humectant (Glycerine), Salt.
May also contain traces of nuts.

Suitable for vegetarians and vampires.

Proceeds from the sale of this product support writing workshops for young people in east London.
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