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Cubed Ear Wax
Our cubed ear wax is harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear (highly effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland). A true delight at any monster's table, made the traditional way, in a copper pan above a gas flame.
Caution: May contain insects and small hairs. If you're lucky.
- Clotted Cream Fudge 170g
- Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined Vegetable Oil (Palm), Clotted Cream 4% (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Humectant (Glycerine), Salt.
- May also contain traces of nuts.
- Suitable for vegetarians and vampires.
- Proceeds from the sale of this product support writing workshops for young people in east London.