Impacted Ear Wax

£1.95 £1.37 30% OFF

Cyber Weekend

Our impacted ear wax is harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear (highly effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland). A true delight at any monster's table.
Caution: May contain insects and small hairs. If you're lucky.


  • Fudge Bar 50g
  • Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined Vegetable Oil (Palm), Clotted Cream 4% (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Humectant (Glycerine), Salt.
  • May also contain traces of nuts.
  • Suitable for vegetarians and vampires.
  • Proceeds from the sale of this product support writing workshops for young people in east London.

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