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Impacted Ear Wax
✨ Cyber Weekend ✨
Our impacted ear wax is harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear (highly effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland). A true delight at any monster's table.
Caution: May contain insects and small hairs. If you're lucky.
- Fudge Bar 50g
- Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined Vegetable Oil (Palm), Clotted Cream 4% (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Humectant (Glycerine), Salt.
- May also contain traces of nuts.
- Suitable for vegetarians and vampires.
- Proceeds from the sale of this product support writing workshops for young people in east London.