If you know Ohh Deer, you’ll know that we stock some pretty weird gifts from time to time. But no matter how weird they get, they always serve a purpose and there’s always going to be someone who’d appreciate it.
If you’re really struggling for gift ideas, we’ve assembled a selection of the top 10 weird and wonderful gifts that are guaranteed to surprise anyone. Seriously, these are very weird.
Forget the bling, the faces of drug kingpins are in. Is it weird to wear this as a necklace? It doesn’t matter. When you flaunt the face of Heisenberg around your neck, nobody will mess with you.
If it looks kind of like a watering can, someone somewhere will turn it into a watering can. At least, that’s what we think must’ve happened with this one. It’d make a pretty cool garden ornament though (when you’re not pouring water out of a cheetah’s orifice, that is).
A jerrycan porcelain lamp. Because why not? The ideal gift for any lover of robust liquid containers.
I don’t know what unicornin’ is or why it isn’t cheap, but I’m sure it’s cool (and probably a little weird).
It’s not the way you’d expect people to eat their boiled eggs, but it’s definitely the way boiled eggs were meant to be eaten.
Poems by dogs? Yup, that’s weird. But don’t worry, if you’re not a dog person, we’ve got poems by cats as well.
7. GIRAFFE VASE
Would flowers coming out of a giraffes head be kind of weird? Probably. Try it out for yourself and you can be the judge.
Perfect for the occasion where you need both the cosy atmosphere provided by a candle and to tell somebody to fuck off. It might not happen every day, but it’s sure to happen eventually. Make sure you’re prepared.
Is it weird, is it wonderful, or is it just straight-up creepy? A little of each, I think.
10. SOUP SOCKS
There’s nothing weird about socks. We all wear them. But if you’ve ever had a burning desire to stick your feet into your soup, we can cater to that with Soup Socks. Finally, you can wear your favourite soup on your feet without burning them!
You can discover all these weird products and more over at Ohh Deer. There’s also plenty of other gifts that are perfect for every occasion. It’s not all weird stuff, I swear.