'Happy birthday, have the best day' is a birthday message classic, but it kind of loses its magic after every single person in the office has already used it.
Whether you're looking for a funny birthday message for the boss or want to show your work bestie how much they're appreciated, we've created a list of quirky birthday messages that'll leave your co-workers marveling at your brilliance. You're welcome.
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Birthday messages for your work bestie
- To the only person I can speak to before my morning coffee - happy birthday. You are brilliant!
- Happy birthday you amazing human. You're not allowed to leave. Ever.
- Happy birthday to my fave person to work with! Have a great day. PS. I brought snacks!
- Happy birthday! There's so much I could say but the most important thing is: did you bring cake?
- Analyzing Netflix shows with you is the highlight of my day. Happy birthday.
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Birthday messages for the boss
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Happy birthday! Promise I'll work extra hard today. Okay, I can't promise that.
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Happy birthday boss! May your day be filled with cake, gifts, happiness and promotions to all your employees.
- Happy birthday boss! Have the best day. Can we go home now?
- Happy birthday! We should do the right thing and go out to celebrate. Like now.
- Happy birthday to the best boss ever. And I'm not just saying that 'cause it's your birthday...
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Birthday messages for a HR team member
- Happy birthday [Name]. I guess I can't suggest we all ditch work to go to the pub. Wink.
- Happy birthday! Wishing you a day filled with health, safety and hopefully no fires.
- Happy birthday [Name]. May this day be filled with cake, joy and approving my holiday requests.
- Happy birthday! We were going to get you a cake but the candles are a fire hazard. JK.
- Happy birthday! I hope today makes you have to put a last-minute holiday request in for tomorrow.
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Birthday messages for an IT team member
- Happy birthday! Probs not a good time but the printer is not working.
- Happy birthday [Name] May this day CTRL+C, CTRL +V for many years to come!
- Happy birthday! I promise you I won't annoy you with printer requests today. Or at least I'll try. Super hard.
- Happy birthday! See you later for some (screen)shots.
- Happy birthday! Unfortunately 'turning it off an on again' doesn't work when it comes to age.
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Birthday messages for a customer service member
- Happy birthday [Name]. Wishing you a 5-star day!
- I hope no customers make you question your life choices today. Happy birthday!
- To the master of the eye-roll, I hope your day is as chill as a satisfied customer.
- Happy birthday! May your day be free of calls that could've been an email.
- I hope your day is as wild as an angry customer. Happy birthday!
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Birthday messages for Julia from accounts (finance team member)
- Happy birthday Julia. I hope the only sheets you see today are wrapping ones.
- Happy birthday! Could you approve the cake we put on expenses?
- I hope this day is excellent. Happy birthday, Julia.
- Happy birthday, hope you have the best day. Also, when do we get paid this month?
- You + birthday = a pint down the pub. See you in a bit.
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Birthday messages for a marketing team member
- Happy birthday! Please don't ask me to be part of a TikTok. #sorrynotsorry
- Happy birthday [Name], I hope there's nothing viral about your day.
- I hope your day is filled with cute cat videos and perfectly targeted ads. Happy birthday!
- May this be the year your budget requests are approved. Happy birthday!
- I hope you like, comment on and, most importantly, share your birthday cake.
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Birthday messages for lawyers
- Thank you for stopping people from suing us. Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday! Don't worry, all the messages on this card were approved by another lawyer.
- Happy birthday [Name], please stop saying no to all our marketing ideas.
- Happy birthday! See if you can find the secret message in the fine print. We made it REALLY small.
- Wishing you a day without judgement and filled with endless cake loopholes.
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Birthday messages for the office dog
- Happy birthday [Name] May your day be filled with belly rubs, treats and tail-wagging fun!
- Everyone knows the dog can't read, right? Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday [Name] In human years you're now middle aged.
- Woof woof I guess?
- Happy birthday to my favourite colleague! I love wasting time rubbing your belly.